- Do you speak English? - Yes! - Name? - Abdul Aziz. - Sex? - Three to five times a day. - No, no...I mean male or female? - Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn"t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast...